Being a server can often be stressful. And annoying customers just add to it all. Here are a few things we can promise you that your waiter never wants to hear.

5. What’s good today? There is no right answer to this question.

4. Can you split the check… 10 ways? This is tedious and a waste of the server’s time.

3. There’s a hair/bug/something weird in my food. Well, that’s embarrassing.

2. Are YOU on the menu? Joking or not, it makes everyone uncomfortable.

1. Your fingers snapping.  Just.Plain.Rude.

If you’ve been a server and have other grievances, chime in below!